Accidentally On Purpose IMs

Trying to talk to that really hot girl a year older? Don't know what to say because you aren't friends with her? Well, I have the perfect solution for you... Accidentally On Purpose IMs.

These IMs are the perfect solution to talking to your dream girl. It doesn't always mean that you are going to go out with her the next day and fuck her brains out, you might not ever talk to her again and might gain the reputation as a creep. But, it does give you the feeling that you are actually talking to a hot girl. You thought this day would never come.

There are though, a few guidelines and steps which you must follow. As an expert of this, there are a few things to do and not do.

1. Do not stalk her and find out what she actually is doing or did.
2. Make sure you ask her a question out of the blue.
3. She will most likely respond "what?" or "?".
4. Then you say, "my bad wrong IM or person".
5. She might say, "haha its ok"
6. If you get lucky, the conversation might evolve into a nice talk with the love of your life.
7. If 6 does not happen, go back to step 1 and start with a new girl.

Here is a typical example of one:
Josh: did you go to the party last night?
Girl: what?
Josh: oh shit, my bad. wrong person lol.
Girl: haha its ok.
Josh: haha kk
Girl: wait, do you wanna hang out tomorrow?
Josh: and fuck?
Girl: yea why not? ;)
Josh: ok sounds good, text me

So for all you girls out there who have received these IMs from me and the various other doers of this act, you will finally realize the reasoning behind it. For all you unlucky prudes out there, this might be your only chance at even talking to a hot girl (besides tutoring her in math). So good luck, and remember, if it doesn't work the first time, fuck it and do it again.

You're welcome.